Thursday, November 09, 2006

"Geez, you really need to go get laid."


Wow, so let's talk about something crazy.

Just the other day, I wrote a blog about boys needing to be in relationships. Then, just yesterday in theatre we talked about how sometimes guys are on the lookout for girls without even realizing it. Then I'm-Way-Too-Sexy-For-My-Own-Good-And-Unfortunately-I-Know-It Dude started this improv where basically he made it quite clear that he thinks he's hot and all girls should fall head over heels for him... And God, he's right...Until you start talking to him. Then, seriously, he's hte biggest jerk ever. So one of the girls goes, "Geez, you really need to go get laid; you've got a lot of sexual tension." And the Prof goes, "No, Sexy's one of those boys who really likes being in a relationship but doesn't know it yet."

I think if anyone needs to get laid it's me. Seriously. Okay, so not "laid" exactly, but anything would be good. I swear the ugly people are starting to look beautiful. That is when you know you're desperate...or drunk.

I got sent this email where you went to some website and there was a picture of a really ugly girl and then you clicked a button to "start drinking" and by the time you'd finished ten or so beers, she looked like Britney Spears. Now that is something.

I saw Faddy yesterday. I was leaving Revelle and he was arriving. It's really upsetting to me that I can't go visit him ever. Sometimes promiscuity is bad...when it ruins your visitation to a really good friend, it sucks. I miss visiting Faddy. I miss Faddy visiting me. Ugh, stupid other people.

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